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• We were hungry when we got to Moscow, Soviet. -- Groucho Marx
• Evil Empire n. [from Ronald Reagan's famous characterization of the communist Soviet Union] Formerly IBM, now Microsoft.
  Functionally, the company most hackers love to hate at any given time....
• We are leaders of the world of the space program. We have been the leaders of the world of our.
  .. of the space program and we're not going to continue where we're going to go, not withstanding the Soviet Union's demise and collapse - the former Soviet Union - we now have independent republics which used to be called the Soviet Union....
• It appears some British newspaper ran a contest to come up with a new name for the USSR.
  One of the better entries was UFFR: Union of Fewer and Fewer Republics....
• To a New Yorker, the only California houses on the market for less than a million dollars are those on fire.
  These generally go for six hundred thousand. -- From "East vs. West: The War Between the Coa...
• AND NOW A WORD FROM THE PENTAGON To all those sissy wimps who don't want a war - remember what we're talking about here!
  What about all the oil we won't be able to pollute the atmosphere with if we don't liberate Kuwait?...
• Conservationists should be re-cycled.
• Sweet is the hour of rest, Pleasant the wind's low sigh, And the gleaming of the west, And the turf whereon we lie.
  -- Mrs. Hema...
• Crowd: Two! Four! Six! Eight! Homer's crime was very great!
  [pause] "Great" meaning "large" or "immense", We use it in the pejorative sense!...