Persons Attempting To Find A Motive In This Narrative Will Be Prosecuted

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Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be
prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished;
persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the
Author
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910), Tom Sawyer

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