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• Males for sale do not call their joint homey names like House of Ill Repute.
  They dub it PHALLUS PALACE....
• PETER PAN -- a moving shot in a skin flick.
• hoarfrost: icy stare given by a coldhearted woman of ill repute.
  -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
• Peter Pan......what you put under your bed at night.
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought Peter Pan was something to put under the bed.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You own eighteen volumes of _Peter Pan_ because they have pictures by eighteen different illustrators.
• Till Peter's keys some christen'd Jove adorn, And Pan to Moses lends his pagan horn.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Dunciad, Book iii, Line 109...
• Heaven is: an American salary, an English house, a Chinese cook, and a Japanese wife.
  Hell is: a Chinese salary, a Japanese house, an English cook, and an American wife....