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• Did you hear about the Newfie that Thought Peter Pan was something to put under the bed.
• I'd like to autograph your bed pan.
• When you're on a sleeper at night, take your pocketbook and put it in a sock under your pillow.
  That way, the next morning you won't forget your pocketbook 'cause you'll be looking for your sock....
• Aquavit is also considered useful for medicinal purposes, an essential ingredient in what I was once told is the Norwegian cure for the common cold.
  You get a bottle, a poster bed, and the brightest colored stocking cap you can find....
• The white man is a stranger who comes in the night and takes from the land what he needs.
  The earth is not his brother, but his enemy. Continue to contaminate your bed and you will one night suffocate in your own waste....
• Peter Pan: A washbasin in a house of ill repute...
• PETER PAN -- a moving shot in a skin flick.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You own eighteen volumes of _Peter Pan_ because they have pictures by eighteen different illustrators.
• It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.