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• Cthulhu loves me, this I know; the Necronomicon told me so.
• Have you heard the *bad* News? Cthulhu fhtagn! <-Huh?
• (I)gnore (R)etry (A)bort (M)eltdow
• Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
  [sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...
• The old American way to spell cheese was K-R-A-F-T. Now, it's P-H-I-L-I-P-M-O-R-R-I-S.
• T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E
• I told you so!!!! -- Rush Limbaugh.
• Eggs?? Where the hell ) \ | / .-'" \_ are my carrots?
  ! / _\|/.' o()(__)_____________________/ /_____\_ /'----|_/_ | 0 \ __...
• Cthulhu Said It, I believe It, And That Settles It.