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PIANO, N. A Parlor Utensil For Subduing The Impenitent Visitor.
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PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It
is operated by pressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the
audience.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
CLARIONET, n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears.
There are two instruments that are worse than a clarionet -- two clarionets....
LITIGATION, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ACCORD, n. Harmony. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
IMPUNITY, n. Wealth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
TRUCE, n. Friendship. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
HOMOEOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
MERCY, n. An attribute beloved of detected offenders. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
November, n.: The eleventh twelfth of a weariness. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
ACHIEVEMENT, n. The death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...