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• Pizza Delivery men do it in 10 minutes or less!
• Delivery' is the wrong word to describe the childbearing proce
  Delivery is: Here's your pizza. Takes thirty minutes or less....
• Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
• Marge: [looking at phone book] Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers.
  ..oh! Lionel Hutz. "Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free....
• Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
  [a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
• Babysitter: A person who gets paid for emptying your fridge, deep freeze, kitchen cabinets, and who asks you for money to reimburse the Pizza delivery person.
• PIZZA!!
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Took his pregnant wife to a grocery store, because they had free delivery.
• Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!! -- Zippy the Pinhead