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• Pizza delivery boys come in 30 minutes, or it's free.
• Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
• Microsoft Employees Go On Strike, Demand Reduced Salaries REDMOND, WA -- Several hundred programmers walked off their jobs at Microsoft Headquarters on Friday to protest their shoddy public image.
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Babysitter: A person who gets paid for emptying your fridge, deep freeze, kitchen cabinets, and who asks you for money to reimburse the Pizza delivery person.
• Bart answers the door]} Man: {Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.
  } Bart: {That's me!} Man: {[punches Bart in the face] Don't write no more letters to Mr....
• If you have trouble attracting men, try ordering pizza instead.
  This way you can get whatever you like--the right size, the right toppings, and once the delivery boy is in your house, he's yours....
• So we get to my point. Surely people around here read things that aren't on the *Officially Sanctioned Cyberpunk Reading List*.
  Surely we don't (any of us) really believe that there is some big, deep political and philosophical message in all this, do we?...