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'Delivery' is the wrong word to describe the childbearing process: Delivery is:
Here's your pizza. Takes thirty minutes or less. 'Exorcism,' I think,
is more apt: Please! Get the hell out of my
Related:
Pizza Delivery men do it in 10 minutes or less!
Pizza delivery boys come in 30 minutes, or it's free.
Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
Microsoft Employees Go On Strike, Demand Reduced Salaries REDMOND, WA -- Several hundred programmers walked off their jobs at Microsoft Headquarters on Friday to protest their shoddy public image.
My friends all think I'm a servant of Satan because I get my paycheck from Microsoft," explained Microserf Eric Eshleman....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Babysitter: A person who gets paid for emptying your fridge, deep freeze, kitchen cabinets, and who asks you for money to reimburse the Pizza delivery person.
Bart answers the door]} Man: {Yeah, hi. I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.
} Bart: {That's me!} Man: {[punches Bart in the face] Don't write no more letters to Mr....
If you have trouble attracting men, try ordering pizza instead.
This way you can get whatever you like--the right size, the right toppings, and once the delivery boy is in your house, he's yours....
So we get to my point. Surely people around here read things that aren't on the *Officially Sanctioned Cyberpunk Reading List*.
Surely we don't (any of us) really believe that there is some big, deep political and philosophical message in all this, do we?...