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• I call my computer "Hole in the Desk
• My BBS is baroque now. Please call Bach later with your Handel.
• I will not conduct my own fire drills.
• I was walking down Madison Avenue and I saw a very good-looking tie in a shop window.
  So I went in. Before I could say anything the manager said, "Oh, Tony Randall!...
• Burns: Oh please please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a good time.
  [to Smithers] Fire that man Smithers, I don't want him, or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic....
• Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
• I BOOTED my computer. Broke my toe!
• Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
  Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1....