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• Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.
  --Oscar Wilde, from Impressions of America (quoting someone in 'Leadville')...
• Either they go, or I do. -- Oscar Wilde, of his new bedroom curtains (attrib.), 1900
• You ought to be a doctor," he said to Turner, "as you always want people to do what they don't want to.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -- 28 November 1900, two days before his death, -- when he was already rather ill....
• Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
• My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death.
  One or the other of us has to go. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) -- in Frank Harris Oscar Wilde...
• He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." Oscar Wilde
• Don't shoot the pianist.
• The worst vice of the fanatic is his sincerity. -- Oscar Wilde