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• Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. -- quoted by Oscar Wilde (1856-1900)
• Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.
  --Oscar Wilde, from Impressions of America (quoting someone in 'Leadville')...
• SHOOT THE PUCK!!!
• If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
• FIGHT CRIME * SHOOT BACK!
• Hunters eat what they shoot.
• I didn't shoot J.R.
• Save an alligator; shoot a preppie.