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Please Do Not Steal Towel. If You Are Not Such Person To Do Such Thing, Please Do Not Read Notis.
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Please do not steal towel. If you are not such person
to do such thing, please do not read notis.
-- Sign in Japaneese hotel
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Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such is please not to read notice.
-- Sign in a Tokyo hotel...
Please! Do not break character!
Do you know where your towel is?
Lightning & elephants do as they damn please!
Please do Not: Fold, Spindle, or Cogitate
Recovering Taglinestealaholic. Please do not tempt.
Writers, composers, entertainers and such know an awful truth
it is easier to please a million people you don't know than to please one person you do know....
Apu: {[holds out a towel] Good morning, sir!} Home
{Aah!} Apu: {Relax, please. You do not have anything I have not seen before....
I like sex. (Big letters) Since I don't have sex in your office, and I probably like sex more than you like smoking, please do not smoke in my office.
-- Sign in office...