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Please do not type quite so loudly.
The person sitting to your left is a spy.
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Please type your Bank PIN number in your reply again.
Your ATTENTION please!....Elvis has left the echo.
Type louder, please.
Violence stinks, no matter which end of it you're on.
But now and then there's nothing left to do but hit the other person over the head with a frying pan....
A person should take a bath once in the summer, and not quite so often in the winter.
So now that you have- you know, whoever you're trying to do a favor for -you've done it- and I'm sure you had a smirk on your mouth as you got me into this.
-- "To Linda", from The Poetry Of H. Ross Perot, composed for Linda Wertheimer of National Public Radio....
All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
Please do not steal towel. If you are not such person to do such thing, please do not read notis.
-- Sign in Japaneese hotel...
I-SPY Simple spelling game which can get a little boring if played consistently for more than four hours at a time.
So boring, in fact, that you may feel the necessity to play not "I-Spy", but "I-Hit", a game which runs more or less like thi...