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Please Inform Starfleet: I Have Engaged The Borg. Wedding Friday.
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Please inform Starfleet: I have engaged the Borg. Wedding Friday.
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Data: "Starfleet reports it has engaged the Borg at Wolf-359, sir.
-- "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44001.4...
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
-- W. C. Field...
Monday I have Friday on my mind....
Q: "Can I have a Starfleet uniform?" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
Picard: "Mister Worf, dispatch a subspace message to Admiral Hanson.
..'We have engaged...the Borg.'" -- "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate unknow...
Valeris: "We must inform Starfleet Command." Sco
Inform them of what? A new weapon, that is invisible?...
Captain, we have engaged dataschlurp mode!
Riker: "Captain's Log, Stardate 44003.3. Repairs are complete, and the Enterprise is warping to rendevous with Starfleet at Wolf-359.
Communications from the site of battle have been cut off, possibly due to Borg interferance....
I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon?