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• The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty ?
  he asked. "Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end...
• You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose That your eye was as steady as eve
  Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -- What made you so awfully clever?...
• You know you say things are 'much of a muchness' -- did you ever see such a thing as a drawing of a muchness?
  "Really, now you ask me, " said Alice, very much confused, I don't think --" "Then you shouldn't talk," said the Hatter....
• You are old," said the youth, "and I'm told by my peers That your lectures bore people to death.
  Yet you talk at one hundred conventions per year -- Don't you think that you should save your breath?...
• The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. "Where shall I begin, please your Majesty ?
  he asked. "Begin at the beginning,", the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end...
• You are old, father William," the young man said, "And your hair has become very white
  And yet you incessantly stand on your head -- Do you think, at your age, it is right?...
• That's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.
  "It's the oldest rule in the book," said the King....
• The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!" "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?
  Alice said, trying to feel interested. "No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little vexed....
• The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'! Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?
  Alice said, trying to feel interested. No, you don't understand, the Knight said, looking a little vexed....