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• Hello Jimmy Swaggart: The devil loves nothing more than the intolerance of reformers who do not hear their own words and whose lives reveal a serious deafness.
• Wiring a plug is *dead* easy! -- Famous Last Word
• PLUG IT IN!!!
• My modem can beat up your modem!
• This is your modem on drugs!
• LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns.
  Ah, punster, would my lot were cast, Where the cobbler is unknown, So that I might forget his last And hear your own....
• Your modem doesn't speak English.
• Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
• Have Your Modem Call My Modem And We'll Do Lunch