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Real Programmers Do Not Clear Registers Twice Before Using Them.
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Real programmers do not clear registers twice before using them.
In fact, if you annoy a real programmer, he/she won't clear the
registers at all. And that goes for your memory too!
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Plumber: A person who comes to your home and asks you if you own it free and clear, before he goes out to the truck to bring in tools.
Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....
Real programmers do all their DTP work in DEBUG.
The advantage of keeping family accounts is clear. If you do not keep them, you are uneasily aware of the fact that you are spending more than you are earning.
If you do keep them, you know it. -- Robert Benchley...
CRM: Clear Random Memory
There are two real incentives toward reducing your weight during the summer season.
One is a swim suit that all too easily shows where the bulges are that should't be, and the other is that lawn chair that gets up when you do, and goes with you!...
Real Programmers do it on the console panel.
Once Law was sitting on the bench And Mercy knelt a-weeping.
"Clear out!" he cried, "disordered wench! Nor come before me creeping....