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Politicians Are Like Ships - Noisiest When Lost In A Fog.
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Politicians are like ships - noisiest when lost in a fog.
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Why are we surprised when politicians play politics?
It's not like they are supposed to be real adults....
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate....
You could say I'd lost my faith in our politicians.
From the Tulanian, the Tulane alumna magazine: Politicians are like banana
They're green when you pick 'em, ant then they hang around in bunches and get rotten....
Why do I get the impression that when politicians talk of "family values" in government, they really mean "treat the voters like children?
-- Mark J Bradaki...
I collect opinions like ships collect barnacles. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
Don't mind him; politicians always sound like that.
Politicians are like polkas - different names but sound the same.