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• Considering all the martinis I quite foolishly overindulged in with my date at the Zeta Beta house party last weekend
  he coed remarked ruefully, "I suppose you could say that I went and lost my olive....
• I wish I could leave you my most cherished possession - my faith in Jesus Christ.
  For with Him you have everything; without Him you have nothing at all. -- Patrick Henry...
• I have met so many good people that I have almost lost my faith in the wickedness of mankind.
  Will Dura...
• You call for faith: I show you doubt, to prove that faith exists.
  The more of doubt, the stronger faith, I say, If faith overcomes doubt....
• I assure you, I intended no deception. Of course not.
  You doubt my good faith? Let's just say my faith would be strengthened by a gesture from you....
• Oh could I fly, I 'd fly with thee! We 'd make with joyful wing Our annual visit o'er the globe, Companions of the spring.
  -- John Logan (1748-1788) -- To the Cuckoo...
• You should never challenge "worse." Don't ever say, "Things couldn't get worse.
  Worse is rough ... I was down to my last two hundred dollars....
• Can you say critical mass? I knew you could.
• Can you say "Pervert", I thought you could.