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• Lawyers: the larval form of politicians.
• After the lawyers are all dead, kill the Politicians!
• Good lawyers are even rarer than honest politicians.
• For someone who didn't inhale, Clinton sure blows a lot of smoke!
• A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't? -- Don Marqui
• Laws are only words words written on paper, words that change on society's whim and are interpreted differently daily by politicians, lawyers, judges, and policemen.
  Anyone who believes that all laws should always be obeyed would have made a fine slave catcher....
• BASTARD Commonly used word for an illegitimate person.
  Approximately 98% of traffic wardens are illegitimate....
• An idea is not responsible for the people who believe it. -- Don Marqui