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• Lawyers: the larval form of politicians.
• Ideals kill politicians, and politicians kill ideals.
• Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. -- Robin William
• Politicians: lawyers who don't inhale.
• Good lawyers are even rarer than honest politicians.
• The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV
• The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV
• Official National Anthem Of The Geek Paradise Of Humorixia (first verse) I got this bark letter the other day, "Stop using our trademark or you will pay".
  I said "Ha" and threw it in the trash, Oh but then those lawyers got very rash, Lawsuits, subpoenas, the accusations came, All their attacks were truly lame, They said, "You've committed quite a sin!...