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• Bother! said Pooh, as he puked over Christopher Robin.
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• Here is Edward Bear coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin.
  It is, as far as he knows, the only way of coming downstairs, but sometimes he feels that there really is another way....
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  I will be finished tomorrow," the programmer promptly replied....
• Well, said Programmer, the customary procedure in such cases is as follows.
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