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• Well," said Programmer, "the customary procedure in such cases is as follows.
  "What does Crustimoney Proseedcake mean?" said End-user....
• For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me. -- A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
• front end n. 1. An intermediary computer that does set-up and filtering for another (usually more powerful but less friendly) machine (a `back end').
  2. What you're talking to when you have a conversation with someone who is making replies without paying attention....
• front end: n. 1. An intermediary computer that does set-up and filtering for another (usually more powerful but less friendly) machine (a `back end').
  2. What you're talking to when you have a conversation with someone who is making replies without paying attention....
• He paid me a compliment. He said I looked like a breath of spring.
  Well, he didn't use them words. He said I looked like the end of a hard winter. -- Minnie Pearl...
• Bother! said Pooh, I need a sauce for piglet.
• All I know is what the words know, and dead things, and that makes a handsome little sum, with a beginning and a middle and an end, as in the well-built phrase and the long sonata of the dead.
  -- Samuel Becke...
• Never play peek-a-boo with a child on a long plane trip.
  There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!...