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• Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
• You tell 'em Horse, You carry a tail.
• Get off my tail, because shit happens. -- Rumper sticker on a horse
• O All things (e.g. a camel's journey through =`\&l
  A needle's eye) are possible, it's true. (=)/(=) But picture how the camel feels, squeezed out In one long bloody thread, from tail to snout....
• How does getting up at 4AM resemble a pig's tail? It's "twirly"!
• Treading. Treading upon the tail of the tiger. It does not bite the man. Success.
• How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?
  Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincol...
• Why does a hearse horse snicker, hauling a lawyer away? -- Carl Sandburg