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Fiddle: Friction Of A Horse's Tail On A Cat's Entrails.
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Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
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FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.
To Rome said Nero: "If to smoke you turn I shall not cease to fiddle while you burn....
Hey, diddle, diddle! The cat and the fiddle... -- Nursery rhyme
You tell 'em Horse, You carry a tail.
An iron horse, with a flaxen tail, The faster that the horse does run, The shorter does his tail become.
Needle and thread....
Get off my tail, because shit happens. -- Rumper sticker on a horse
Bagpipe: Stuff cat under arm. Pull legs and chew tail.
The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.
Friction is a drag.