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• All's fair in love and war - What a contemptible lie.
• Power corrupts--isn't that what it's for?
• When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
• ding n.,vi. 1. Synonym for feep. Usage: rare among hackers, but commoner in the Real World.
  2. `dinged': What happens when someone in authority gives you a minor bitching about something, esp....
• ding: n.,vi. 1. Synonym for {feep}. Usage: rare among hackers, but commoner in the {Real World}.
  2. `dinged': What happens when someone in authority gives you a minor bitching about something, esp....
• What this country needs is a politician that gives trading stamps.
• You are the only authority on what is best for you. -- Hugh Prathe
• droid: [from `android', SF terminology for a humanoid robot of essentially biological (as opposed to mechanical/electronic) construction] n.
  A person (esp. a low-level bureaucrat or service-business employee) exhibiting most of the following characteristic...
• The measure of man is what he does with power. -- Pittacu