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• Albert's path is a strange and difficult one. -- Special Agent Dale Cooper, from Twin Peak
• Truman: Jelly donuts? Cooper: Harry, that goes without saying.
  -- Sheriff Truman & Agent Dale Cooper, _Twin Peaks_...
• Truman: You saw a giant? Cooper: Yes. Albert: Any relation to the dwarf?
  -- Sheriff Truman, Agent Dale Cooper & Agent Albert Rosenfield, _Twin Peak...
• Albert: You listen to _me_! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence!
  I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King!...
• Judge Sternwood: So, Agent Cooper, how are you finding our little corner of the world?
  Cooper: It's heaven, sir. Judge S.: Well, this week heaven includes arson, multiple homicide, and an attempt on the life of a Federal agent....
• Twenty-four hour room service must be one of the premiere achievements of modern civilization.
  -- Special Agent Dale Cooper, from Twin Peak...
• I guess you say that about most things in life; it isn't so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind.
  -- Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks)...
• Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharma came to Hohoho, I really am.
  -- Agent Albert Rosenfield, from Twin Peak...
• Truman: Lucy, you better bring Agent Cooper up to date.
  Lucy: Leo Johnson was shot, Jacques Renault was strangled, the mill burned, Shelley and Pete got smoke inhalation, Catherine and Josie are missing, Nadine is in a coma from taking sleeping pills....