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• Please Cooper, I do not suffer fools gladly and fools with badges, never.
  I want no interference from the hulking boob; is that clear?...
• Truman: You saw a giant? Cooper: Yes. Albert: Any relation to the dwarf?
  -- Sheriff Truman, Agent Dale Cooper & Agent Albert Rosenfield, _Twin Peak...
• Albert: You listen to _me_! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence!
  I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King!...
• Albert: I performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault.
  Stomach contents re- vealed, let's see, beer cans, a Maryland license plate, half a bi- cycle tire, a goat, and a small wooden puppet....
• Albert's path is a strange and difficult one. -- Special Agent Dale Cooper, from Twin Peak
• Albert: Coop, about the uniform. Cooper: Yes, Albert?
  Albert: Usually, replacing the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie for the casual indifference of these muted earthtones is a form of fashion suicide....
• Look, it's trying to think.
  -- Agent Albert Rosenfield, _Twin Peaks_ (in reference to Sheriff Truman)...
• Annie: I lived in my head mostly. Cooper: That's not a bad neighborhood.
  Annie: There were some pretty strange neighbors....
• Diane, it struck me again earlier in this morning. There are two things that continue to trouble me and I'm speaking now not only as an agent of the bureau, but also as a human being
  What really went on between Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedys?...