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Priests Will Walk You To The Gas Chamber--while Telling You To Read The Bible, Which Says, "Thou Shalt Not Kill.
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Priests will walk you to the gas chamber--while telling you to read the
Bible, which says, "Thou shalt not kill." That's a little weird.
-- Murray Roman
Related:
1: Thou shalt not worship other computer systems. 2
Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while sitting at the console keyboard....
The rules: 1: Thou shalt not worship other computer systems.
2: Thou shalt not impersonate Liberace or eat watermelon while sitting at the console keyboard....
Marge: Doesn't the Bible say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me"?
Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say "Thou shalt not take....
Thank you for calling the Metropolitan Church of the Holy Bible.
Today's commandment is Number 6, Thou shalt not.....
Marge: I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me.
..?" Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut?...
Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God will punish him!...
Read the Bible - It'll scare the hell out of you.
Thou shalt not post messages while drunk.
Thou shalt not kill? What about Deuteronomy 22:22?