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• Marge: I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you do unto me.
  ..?" Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut?...
• Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
  He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God will punish him!...
• Homer: Whatcha doing, Marge? Marge: Making out the jury list for the film festival.
  Mayor Quimby, Krusty, Jay [giggles]... Home...
• Thank you for calling the Metropolitan Church of the Holy Bible.
  Today's commandment is Number 6, Thou shalt not.....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• The bible does not say, "Love thy neighbor, unless he's gay.
• Priests will walk you to the gas chamber--while telling you to read the Bible, which says, "Thou shalt not kill.
  That's a little weird. -- Murray Roma...
• Marge: You said you'd do it as a favor to me. Home
  That doesn't sound like something I'd say. Marge: Fine....
• Whatsoever thou takest in hand, remember the end, and thou shalt never do amiss.
  -- Old Testament -- Ecclesiasticus vii, 36...