Probably The Worst Thing About Being Jewish During Christmastime Is Shopping In Stores, Because The Lines Are So Long.

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Probably the worst thing about being Jewish during Christmastime is
shopping in stores, because the lines are so long. They should have a
Jewish express line: "Look, I'm a Jew, it's not a gift. It's just paper
towels!"
-- Sue Kolinsky

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