Related:

• A Jewish gentleman marries into a Gypsy family. As a wedding gift, her father sets him up with a chain of empty stores.
• There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee that someone isn't Jewish.
  For example, you'll never meet a Jew named Johnson or Wright or Jones or Sinclair or Ricks or Stevenson or Reid or Larsen or Jenks....
• There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee that someone isn't Jewish.
  For example, you'll never meet a Jew named Johnson or Wright or Jones or Sinclair or Ricks or Stevenson or Reid or Larsen or Jenks....
• There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee that someone isn't Jewish.
  For example, you'll never meet a Jew named Johnson or Wright or Jones or Sinclair or Ricks or Stevenson or Reid or Larsen or Jenks....
• Q: Why are Jewish divorces so expensive? A: Because they're worth it!
• Paul: What? She's leaving home? Lisa: Wow! Paul McCartney!
  I read about you in history class. So where's your wife Linda?...
• I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't.
  So I grew hair under my arms instead. -- Sue Kolinsky...
• ALLAH, n. The Mahometan Supreme Being, as distinguished from the Christian, Jewish, and so forth.
  Allah's good laws I faithfully have kept, And ever for the sins of man have wep...