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Probably The Worst Thing About Being Jewish During Christmastime Is Shopping In Stores, Because The Lines Are So Long.
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Probably the worst thing about being Jewish during Christmastime is
shopping in stores, because the lines are so long. They should have a
Jewish express line: "Look, I'm a Jew, it's not a gift. It's just paper
towels!"
-- Sue Kolinsky
Related:
A Jewish gentleman marries into a Gypsy family. As a wedding gift, her father sets him up with a chain of empty stores.
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There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee that someone isn't Jewish.
For example, you'll never meet a Jew named Johnson or Wright or Jones or Sinclair or Ricks or Stevenson or Reid or Larsen or Jenks....
There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee that someone isn't Jewish.
For example, you'll never meet a Jew named Johnson or Wright or Jones or Sinclair or Ricks or Stevenson or Reid or Larsen or Jenks....
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