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• A disc cannot be read as easily as a filing cabinet.
  Unless you have a computer - which has problems reading a filing cabinet....
• Increased Electricity Consumption Blamed on Linux WASHINGTON, D.
  C. -- The US Department of Energy claims Linux is partially responsible for the increased demand for electricity during the past year....
• The easiest computers to use are those you don't have to.
• Computers do it in ASCII, except IBM's which use EBCDIC.
• 0200 Have you ever owned more than 1 computer? 0201 .
  .. 4 computers? 0202 ... 16 computers? -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• jump off into never-never land v. [from J. M. Barrie's "Peter Pan"] Same as branch to Fishkill
  but more common in technical cultures associated with non-IBM computers that use the term `jump' rather than `branch'....
• jump off into never-never land: [from J. M. Barrie's "Peter Pan"] v.
  Same as {branch to Fishkill}, but more common in technical cultures associated with non-IBM computers that use the term `jump' rather than `branch'....
• eep-neep: /neep neep/ [onomatopoeic, from New York SF fandom] n.
  One who is fascinated by computers. Less specific than {hacker}, as it need not imply more skill than is required to boot games on a PC....
• eep-neep /neep neep/ n. [onomatopoeic, widely spread through SF fandom but reported to have originated at Caltech in the 1970s] One who is fascinated by computers.
  Less specific than hacker, as it need not imply more skill than is required to boot games on a PC....