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• Proctologists do it in the end.
• What kind of cars do Proctologists drive? Ford Probes.
• If you stay up all night wondering where the sun is, it will dawn on you.
• May the sun shine freely on the shadows that follow you home.
• Do not show your wounded finger, for everything will knock up against it. -- Baltasar Gracia
• Mine be the breezy hill that skirts the down, Where a green grassy turf is all I crave, With here and there a violet bestrewn, Fast by a brook or fountain's murmuring wave
  And many an evening sun shine sweetly on my grave!...
• The isles of Greece, the isles of Greece! Where burning Sappho loved and sung.
  . . . . . Eternal summer gilds them yet, But all except their sun is set....
• Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day. -- Darrell Royal
• Well, it don't make the sun shine, but at least it don't deepen the shit.
  -- Straiter Empy, in _Riddley_Walker_ by Russell Hoba...