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If You Stay Up All Night Wondering Where The Sun Is, It Will Dawn On You.
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If you stay up all night wondering where the sun is, it will dawn on you.
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Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
The Osmonds! You are all Osmonds!! Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
ARCHITECTURE MAJORS stay up all nigh
Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
You all are probably wondering what all this stuff is good for.
Bart: Come join us, Lisa. It's so cool: you get to stay up all night drinking blood.
Milhouse: And if you say you're a vampire, you get a free small soda at the movies....
After Mike walked out, she decided to give up Men and raise chickens.
Chickens didn't stay out all night, or come home drunk, or sleep with your best girlfriend....
A good sermon leaves you wondering how the preacher knew all about you.