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Program: Any Assignment That Cannot Be Completed With One Telephone Call.
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Program: Any assignment that cannot be completed with one telephone call.
-- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary"
Related:
Note and initial: Let's spread the responsibility of this.
-- Kelvin Throop III, The Management Dictionary...
Under consideration: We never heard of it. -- Kelvin Throop III, The Management Dictionary
A survey is being made of this": We need more time to think of an answer.
-- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...
Conference: A place where conversation is substituted for the dreariness of work and the loneliness of thought.
-- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...
STATUS QUO is Latin for "the mess we're in.
[the situation in which [we are]] -- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...
Under active consideration: We're searching the files for it.
-- Kelvin Throop III, The Management Dictionary...
Zero defects: The result of shutting down a production line.
-- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...
Unfair competition: Selling cheaper than we do. -- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary
PROGRAM: Any task that can't be completed in one telephone call or one day.
Once a task is defined as a program ("training program," "sales program," or "marketing program"), its implementation always justifies hiring at least three more people....