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• PROGRAM: Any task that can't be completed in one telephone call or one day.
  Once a task is defined as a program ("training program," "sales program," or "marketing program"), its implementation always justifies hiring at least three more people....
• Program: Any assignment that cannot be completed with one telephone call.
  -- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...
• To program is to be.
• In every non-trivial program there is at least one bug.
• A program generator creates programs that are more "buggy" than the program generator.
  -- The Last One's Law of Program Generato...
• Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.