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• Programmers get overlaid!
• Female programmers get their bits twiddled.
• When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD.
  Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea....
• Assembly programmers only get a little bit to play with.
• Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code!
• My code is frozen and it can't get up!
• Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people. -- Don Corleone
• Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.