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Programmers Don't Repeat Themselves, They LOOP
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Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP
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Programmers do it in an endless loop!!
PASCAL programmers REPEAT it.
Programmers repeat it until done.
No wonder Clairol makes so much money selling shampoo. Lather, Rinse, Repeat is an infinite loop!
This is NOT a repeat.
Q: How did the Software Engineer die in the shower?
A: He was following the shampoo instructions, which said...
LOOP: (go to LOOP)
Idealists of course are unpredictable. They tend to be the ones who turn bitter overnight, deceived by the lies they've told themselves.
-- Don DeLillo...