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• Fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• He made it a part of his religion never to say grace to his meat.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Tale of a Tub, Sect. xi...
• You tell 'em Custard Pie, You've got the crust.
• He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue. -- Jonathan Swif
• Philosophy! The lumber of the schools. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
• There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
• Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. -- Jonathan Swif
• Argument is the worst sort of conversation. Jonathan Swif
• A college joke to cure the dumps. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Cassinus and Pete