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• He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue. -- Jonathon Swif
• Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed." -- Jonathan Swif
• He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• I thought you and he were hand-in-glove.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Lord M. What religion is he of? Lord Sp. Why, he is an Anythingarian.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• Philosophy! The lumber of the schools. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
• Promises and pie crust are made to be broken -- Jonathan Swif
• There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)