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• PRO: No more enemies CON: No more friends. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more fights with your girlfriend. CON: No more meat when you want it.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more lung cancer. CON: No more butts. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more pain. CON: No more inflicting pain. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more sunburn. CON: No more sun. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: Not having to talk to the local losers. CON: No more friends across the country.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more Ronald Reagan. CON: No president to rag on. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more cleaning up your room. CON: No more finding that $
  20 bill that you lost under all that shit on the floor. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not going to your family picnic. CON: No more free money from all your stupid rich bitch relatives.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...