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• PRO: No more cleaning up your room. CON: No more finding that $
  20 bill that you lost under all that shit on the floor. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more fights with your girlfriend. CON: No more meat when you want it.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more wasted money on bad brew or stupid concerts.
  CON: No more killer concerts, nor any tailgate parties. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more stupid jokes. CON: No more sick jokes. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more stupid inner city people. CON: No more cool local people. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more broken hands when someone steps on it with cleats.
  CON: No more sports (like football with your friends, etc.) -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more enemies CON: No more friends. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more lung cancer. CON: No more butts. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more pain. CON: No more inflicting pain. -- Pros and Cons of Death