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• To be known as prudent, reserve a few things to be done outdoors for days when the weather will not permit these activities.
• Professor: I've been a Harold Zoid fan since back when my hips were made of bone.
• I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. -- Will Du
• Want to see the great outdoors? Become a Scoutmaster.
• Dear Emily: I'm still confused as to what groups articles should be posted to.
  How about an example? -- Still Confused Dear Still...
• arf down v. To snarf, with the connotation of absorbing, processing, or understanding.
  I'll snarf down the latest version of the nethack user's guide -- it's been a while since I played last and I don't know what's changed recently....
• Fan: "Aha ha, fan beats man.
• There are two types of coaches. Them that have just been fired, and them that are going to be fired.
  -- Bum Philips, Houston Oilers Coach...
• on-redundant fan failure