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Professor: I've Been A Harold Zoid Fan Since Back When My Hips Were Made Of Bone.
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Professor: I've been a Harold Zoid fan since back when my
hips were made of bone.
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My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
Watch me as I swing my hips... around.
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
George Washington's false teeth were made of whale bone.
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
I haven't been wrong since 1969, when I was a mistake.
Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatte
o if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker....
Zoidberg: Uncle Zoid, you're looking young enough to be thrown back!
On this morning in August when I was 13, my mother sent us out pick tomatoes.
Back in April I'd have killed for a fresh tomato, but in August they are no more rare or wonderful than rocks....