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• PRO: No more stupid inner city people. CON: No more cool local people. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more stupid jokes. CON: No more sick jokes. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more pain. CON: No more inflicting pain. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more enemies CON: No more friends. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more lung cancer. CON: No more butts. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more sunburn. CON: No more sun. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more broken hands when someone steps on it with cleats.
  CON: No more sports (like football with your friends, etc.) -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more Ronald Reagan. CON: No president to rag on. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more wasted money on bad brew or stupid concerts.
  CON: No more killer concerts, nor any tailgate parties. -- Pros and Cons of Death...