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• In this day and age women can have kids for other women through surrogate motherhood.
  Is this the ultimate favor or what? I think I'm a good friend....
• You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
• You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
  Your no good brother-in-law is in hock $100 to a loan shark....
• If you help a friend in need he's sure to remember you - the next time he's in need.
  -- Cheit's Lame...
• Cheit's Lament: If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you-- the next time he's in need.
• Be a friend to the earth and it will be a friend to you.
• If you want a friend, then be a friend.