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• You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
• You may be redneck... if your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
• The deeper the carpet you're called upon, the deeper the trouble you're in.
  -- Kenworthy's Benchmark...
• There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. -- L. M. Boyd
• An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
  -- Jim Hayes, Los Angeles Times, June 9, 1994, pt.E, p.2...
• Ben, as your attorney, your friend, and your brother, I strongly suggest you get a better lawyer.
  -- Jerry Horne, _Twin Peaks_...