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Psychiatry Is Quite Similar To Prostitution, Only Less Honest.
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Psychiatry is quite similar to prostitution, only less honest.
They both promise to make people feel better, but the prostitute doesn't make
pretensions that the feelings will last once the client walks out the door.
Related:
To make yourself miserable, forget the feelings and rights of other people.
The purpose of many advertisements is to make consumers want to buy a product so that they will 'be like' the person in the ad.
This practice is effective because it not only sells products but also helps people feel better about themselves....
Make a promise to yourself.
Locks only keep honest people out.
Mistake: Something a Virgin and a Parachutist only make once!
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
A high level staff meeting will always make the big boss feel better.
Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure there is one less rascal in the world.
-- Thomas Carlyle...
Those buttons you push on the traffic light post at the corner are not really connected to anything, but they make you feel better as you wait for the light to change.
Most people who push the button feel they have done something....