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An Old Lady Sold Her House And Lot. The House Was Pretty Deteriorated.
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An old lady sold her house and lot. The house was pretty deteriorated.
"They're going to tear it down and put in a modulator," she said.
(she meant a modular house).
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My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors.
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