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PUNCH MEN KICK WOMEN CHOP CHILDREN
-- Sign in window of karate studio
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TV Truth: "Real Men" can punch a hole in a car window.
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
#8 Going Out: When a man says he is ready to go out, it means he is ready to go out....
Isometric: sign in the window of a modern tailor.
Women, children, Red Indians, spacemen, and a sort of idealized version of Complete Renaissance Men first!
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong, The women are pretty, and the children are above-average.
-- Garrison Keillo...
CIRCUS, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
The little town that time forgot, Where all the women are strong, The men are good-looking, And the children above-average.
-- Prairie Home Companio...
Is a WATCH OUT FOR CHILDREN sign a birth control ad?
The sign said, "SLOW CHILDREN"... how sad for the neighborhood!